NASA has confirmed that aliens have finally made contact with Earth as a means of trying the McRib.
The head of NASA spoke with reporters early this morning about the monumental event which took place.
“We detected their communication signals from the upper atmosphere, it was a complex sequence of code which we realized was a request to try the McRib. Their spaceship was a pure black obelisk, silent and cold, we were there to welcome them in the parking lot of a nearby McDonald’s. We offered up our most significant cultural works for them to study but they simply entered the McDonald’s and ordered about a dozen Mcribs. You could tell these beings had ascended far beyond anything we could comprehend, these were hyper-intelligent travelers of the solar system and they really enjoyed the McRib.”
One of the minimum wage workers also spoke with reporters about his encounter with the alien species.
“When I looked at them it was like they were projecting the entirety of the universe into my mind, I could fully understand the interconnection of all things. Then they ordered a dozen McRibs and didn’t give me any money because their species had advanced beyond that. They didn’t even eat them really, the McRibs kind of just floated in the air and then flashed out of existence. I think they enjoyed them, they started to secrete some green fluids afterward so I assume that’s a sign they enjoyed their meal. If anyone wants to buy a jar of green alien fluid let me know because I really need some money for my student loans.”
The aliens have already departed from Earth, all attempts to contact them have been futile, top scientists predict they will return during the next McRib season.