About Us

Caps Lock News is a satirical and parody website that should only be used for entertainment purposes.

Contributors

  • @HeroicHenry Henry was once asked to run Tesla, but he respectfully declined due to his current obligations with his World of Warcraft guild.
  • Kevin ZedKevin is a 90 year old stuck in a millennial's body
  • Michael PittmanComedic Writer and Professional Rat Whisperer
  • SmoopieDoopieA comedian who is currently working up the courage to ask his dad out on a date to Applebee's
  • Trevor Trevor is an undefeated kayak racer because he has never actually kayaked.