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- @HeroicHenry Henry was once asked to run Tesla, but he respectfully declined due to his current obligations with his World of Warcraft guild.
- Kevin ZedKevin is a 90 year old stuck in a millennial's body
- Michael PittmanComedic Writer and Professional Rat Whisperer
- SmoopieDoopieA comedian who is currently working up the courage to ask his dad out on a date to Applebee's
- Trevor Trevor is an undefeated kayak racer because he has never actually kayaked.